OK. I first want to say that this type of thing happens to everyone (I hope so). But what is different is whether the person gets as much enjoyment out of it as I have. Anyway, here is my story.
I agreed to help Lisa by staying with her when she had her sinus surgery at BroMenn. Little did I know that her appointment started at 6AM. So we go there a little early and I got her settled in for her surgery. About 7:30 I was able to get some more coffee and sit in the waiting room. A little later, Mother nature called (I hope I don't have to explain more). I found a bathroom and completed my visit. If "visits" were rated like hurricanes, it would probably be a category 4 (That was the start of the TMI). I went to my flush and watched the damn water rise instead of fall. I usually do a test flush before my "visit" to make sure this situation does not happen. So here I am with a toilet full of shit (I mean full) and no way to help it flow. No plunger or anything. So, I do what everyone else would do. I quickly washed my hands, turned off the lights and slithered away like nothing happened. Thankfully, Maury was not there doing DNA checks.
The funny part is that about an hour later, I saw a post-it note on that door saying "Out of Order". In fact, it was there all day. As a guy, I felt a little sense of pride. And I kept watching for people in Haz-Mat suits take care of my category 4 visit. The best news is that Lisa handled the surgery fine and seems to be making a good recovery. However, I have not gotten an update on the bathroom. I may have to stop by sometime to see if it is still out of order.
Please don't tell anyone about this or BroMenn may try to bill me for it.
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